The other day I was scrolling through Google to find a new place to try in Kalamazoo for dinner. There are still so many places I still have to try even after being here for almost 6 years that I like to change it up every once in a while. While scrolling I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw a pie filled with nothing but baked beans for a place ALLEGEDLY in Kalamazoo called Jack's Beans.

I'm not kidding. Somebody made up a fake business called Jack's Beans AND THEY EVEN HAVE A WEBSITE. Check out some of these hilarious 'testimonials' below:

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Rare Mountain Beans

We absolutely loved the Bean Pie Special. I highly recommend trying it before it’s gone. Jack said it was made with rare seasonal beans found only in the highest mountains of Chile. That’s what gives the pie it’s bitter cinnamon taste. Mmmm-Mmmm. I can’t wait to have another slice of that Bean Pie

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Beans On the Rocks

The bean cake was amazing 10/10. Best way to celebrate my 21st birthday. The bean main course was phenomenal, the bean martini was exquisite. I did however have a hasty hangover from the amount of beans I had that.

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Making Your Wildest Beans Come True

Dreams have been made here. What a magical place to dine! I was so inspired I proposed to my wife then and there. Thank you Jack's Beans for making lasting memories and the best God damned Bean Pie I've ever had.

Whoever created this website, you're a true legend.

By the way, if you're interested in their menu, they serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner... all beans.

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