A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Lansing’s Best Kissing Spots

I love how quirky Lansing is. I mean, say what you will, but the city has character.

One of the things that gives it this character are the people in it and the hilarious stuff they come up with.

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In a newer post to their Facebook page, Lansing Facts put up a very tongue-in-cheek (pun intended) picture asking "what if we kissed at the Mount Frandor Scenic Overlook?"

Necking on the hill behind Frandor has to be peak Lansing behavior.

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But, kissing while watching Lansing residents poorly navigate the hellscape that is the Frandor parking lot really got me thinking...

What other spots in Lansing are great places to smooch?

The Official Lansing Make-Out Guide

So here it is: a comprehensive list of all the "best" places to kiss in Lansing

In the shadow of Big Penny

Because nothing gets you in the mood quite like seeing if that truck is going to make clearance or have its top taken off.

Under the watchful eye of the Meijer Giraffe

Kissing under the Meijer Giraffe is good luck, like kissing under mistletoe.

Along the banks of the Red Cedar

If you love long walks along the banks of a slightly polluted river, this is the make out spot for you.

In the parking lot of Nip N Sip

Just slip an onion ring on my finger and tell me I'm pretty.

Under the lights at Jackson Field

Just make sure you watch out for foul balls. No one wants to get a concussion during a make out session.

Beneath the twinkling lights of the Wynken, Blynken, and Nod smoke stacks

Is there truly a more iconic place to neck than in a park behind some smokestacks? I think not...