If you were dreaming of getting out of Michigan and sipping vodka while doing a little Cold War-themed sightseeing in Moscow, go ahead and cancel those plans now. The U.S. Department of State has reissued its Level 4: Do Not Travel Advisory for Russia as of May 8, 2025.

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This isn't just a suggestion. It's one of those big flashing red sirens with foghorns and maybe a giant bald eagle screeching, "Don't go to Russia!"

Michigan Travelers Warned Russia is a No-Go

The Kudrinskaya Square Building in Moscow, Russia.
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According to the State Department, you should not travel to Russia due to a laundry list of terrible things that could happen to you, making a trip to Detroit look like a visit to a butterfly garden. Here are some highlights:

  • The continuing war between Russia and Ukraine (nothing puts a damper on a visit to the Kremlin like a drone attack).
  • The risk of harassment or wrongful detention (ever been in a Russian prison?).
  • The very real possibility of terrorism.

U.S. citizens who are currently in Russia are being urged to leave as soon as possible, even forgoing the 20-minute Michigan goodbye.

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Why? Because Uncle Sam can't offer a whole lot of help if (when) you find yourself in an international jam in Red Square, let alone Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

Going Anyway? Here's What You'll Need

Saint Basil's Cathedral. Church in Red Square in Moscow, Russia (nearby the Kremlin).
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Do you think the State Department is messing around? According to the reissued Level 4 travel alert, if you go, expect to have your items searched, including your phone (your chats aren't safe from prying eyes).

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Still planning a Russian getaway from Michigan? Here's what the Feds recommend you do if you decide to ignore the travel alert and go to Russia anyway:

  • A will
  • Designate a power of attorney
  • Have a plan for your kids, your pets, and your Beanie Baby collection
  • An emergency contact plan with someone who isn't also in Russia
  • An understanding that the U.S. government might not be able to help you

Again, not a drill. This is the real deal.

If you're aching to feel like a fish out of water, consider traveling to Michigan's Snobbiest City. See the complete 100-city countdown below.

The 100 Snobbiest Cities in Michigan in 2025: Complete Countdown

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